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Foll de Roll

It was The Venomous Bead who unwittingly reminded me of my father stalking his small children and afterwards his grandchildren and terrifying them as he growled ‘I’m a Troll, Foll de roll’.  This might seem a peculiar introduction to a story but I promise you, it has relevance.  Possibly tenuous.  But a relevance.  The picture was taken on Thursday … Two Brains and I were on our way to a light walk near St Etienne de Chomeil of which more in a later post, and this beauty happened to be in the road wondering slightly desparately  which way to scamper.   We noted that in two days it would probably be a gun rather than a camera  it faced since the hunting season opened here yesterday and we wished it winged feet and guile to avoid the orange and camo-clad hunters who will stalk it til the end of February.  As you can see it fleetly rehearsed its escape across he fields to the nearby woods.

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I’m a Troll?  Folldy Woll?  What the … ?  It’s the story of the ‘Three Billy Goats Gruff’ for the uninitiated.  The Troll that terrifies the goats lives under the bridge and the relevance is this … I have three Billy Goats of my own to tell.

Early summer and The Bean and I walked up on les Orgues de Bort.  We do this more than occasionally and it is a lovely walk.  We see the massifs in the distance and the Dordogne snakes below.

We have passed a field of pygmy goats often and in fact my youngest daughter has insisted that we need stunted goats when we find our forever house.  This day in May I turned a hair-pin bend and came across a baby pygmy in the road.  He didn’t want to be there and was bleating loud, plaintiff and continuous.  All his field mates were helpfully and gustily returning  bleats.  There was a fair amount of traffic on the plateau and I didn’t want a squishered goat so I set about finding his owner.  Simples – there are only a couple of houses.  Cars were bearing down on me so I turned on my hazards (the car was across the road where I had jammed the anchors and leaped out with goat-like agility and it is yellow so frankly unmissable) and walked purposefully to the nearest house.  The goat bleats.  I shout.  In vain as it turns out.  The goat bleats.  I turn tail and walk down the hill aware of the hostile drivers blocked by my car.  They can be forgiven for clearly believing the goatlette is mine.  The Bean leaps out of the car.  I call her manfully to heal and surprisingly she obeys.  The Goat is less obedient so I nip back to the car and grab Bean’s lead thereby reinforcing the illusion that the goat is mine to the increasingly hostile queue of cars.  I noose the goat … the goat continues to bleat.  The Bean trots purposefully at my side clearly cast in her perfect role and I can’t shake Julie Andrews warbling ‘High on a Hill lives a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo’ – my obsession with the songs of the Sound of Music is well rehearsed with my children  – in fact it was an effective torture when I wanted to get them swiftly to school as smalls but it proves less effective with actual goats.  Lesson learned.  I knock at the door of the only other house in the vicinity.  A young man answers.  ‘Is this be your Goat?’  I demand in my traditional Spanish Cow French  ‘Mon Dieu –  yes’ he replies (in actual French)  … he grabs it, does not say thank you but is clearly overwhelmingly grateful and rushes off to find out how the devil it managed to break free.  Though not  exactly feted I feel puffed with pride that I have saved this tiny goats life.

That is my first goatee  story.

This Friday my husband took me out for dinner.  We rarely do this – partly because we are rarely together which is not as we wish it to be.  I dressed up.  So did he.  We looked damned fine to be fair.  The Salle de Fete (I have told you this before) is in my garden (actually the garden and the building belong to the village but in my mind they are be mine) …. there was a party brewing.  We stood aside as my young neighbour screeched up the drive in his pick-up … he is young, this is his normal modus.  As he stepped out of the truck complete with kennels on the back, I said ‘the hunting season starts, no?’ and he responded automatically ‘demain’ (tomorrow)  and then I heard it … bleating!  From the kennel on the back of his pick-up there clearly emitted a bleating.  He noted my noting and said ‘it’s my brothers birthday – that’s the party’ (it was his 25th it turns out) …. a strange explanation for what he showed me … two sweet little black and white pygmy goats in luminous orange collars with bells on.  He rushed off wihout further commentary.  We drove out for dinner delicious.  Today I ran into his girlfriend and asked how the party went (the last men were still just about standing and shouting amiably at 7 a.m incidentally) She rolled her eyes magnificently as she told me it was a triumph – apparently the young birthday boy had been led to believe he was getting a pair of hunting dogs for his birthday.  The pygmy goats dressed in their hunting attire were presented to his chagrin and the delight of the assembled gathering.

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So there you have it …. three Billy Goats.  Though none of them Gruff I would give them all a home any day and the deer can have my sanctuary though I fear I have nothing more than wishes and prayers (though I’m not a praying woman) as we embark on the next six months of hunty mayhem across France.

DSCF3616PS:  I took The Bean for a walk in the village today (the first weekend of the season is NOT the time to be out and about walking in the wilds) and a chap bearded me for a chat … down from the Somme he told me he has an Irish Setter with which he hunts.  I asked him why he was not out on this important weekend … it turned out that in the North they started the season last weekend and he had come down to join the frollics at the Salle de Fete – his cousin’s son’s birthday … guess what, he said – they promised him two good hunting dogs and gave him a pair of goats – how hilarious is that? … I didn’t disappoint him by telling him I already knew.

If I could talk to the animals ….

As we drove back to the village on the first Saturday in March after a sojourn in the south, I spoke to the animals.  No, no – I am not effecting delusions of Dr Doolittle, but I did speak out loud in human to all those creatures in our woods and fields – deer, red and roe, boar, foxes and badgers, rabbits, hares, weasels and stoats, martins and all manner of other little furry things and of course their flying feathered friends too.

What I said to these enthralled creatures was that they now have 6 months grace – 6 months to have babies and enjoy their lives peacefully without having to hide from Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam and all his other gun-toting mates, because the season is officially fermé.  Hunting here is a sport, and I do not begrudge those that take part, in the main, despite the fact that I am disrupted, and I can explain why.

When I lived in England I actually took part in hunting as a keen rider in my tens and teens.  I was blooded and it made me physically sick.  I did drag hunting where the hounds follow the scent of an aniseed trail, on Exmoor, far more happily than I followed the hounds on the scent of a fox in my home counties.  I also did Beagling whilst a student in Oxford following the Oriel College pack.  You run after them. And in wellies, wearing a waxed coat and layers of jumpers and jeans under, it is frightfully good exercise.  The beagles were pretty useless and when a rabbit appeared it could cock a cheery snook at them safe in the knowledge that they would run precisely the polar opposite way to it and we would see its bob tailed cotton wool adorned bottom disappear down the nearest hole as we huffed and puffed behind the joyous pups tearing the other way.  The pub was, of course the main lure and I can say that mulled wine and home made scotch eggs are pretty damn gourmet delightful at the end of a cold chase.   I was also regularly invited to ‘beat’ as a teenager to earn a bob or two.  I always declined.  I think that hatching eggs, feeding chicks and releasing young birds when barely old enough to fend for themselves, only to invite a load of chinless city boys in Jermyn Street tweed fancy dress waving their Purdeys  as they loose off at the birds being frightened out of the undergrowth in the face of a platoon of ‘poor’ folk swiping the bracken with sticks, some of them the same people who fed them only a short while before, is about as sporting as putting propellor driven flippers on an Olympic swimmer.  Just my personal thought but those heaps of dead pheasant destined for tables in restaurants in the West End having hung by their dead claws for a week made my skin crawl.  And don’t get me started on the illegal hare coursers – contentious?  Moi?

Cut to France.  Many years ago, our habit was to take the month of January as holiday.  We ran a cheese shop, my then husband and I, and we would take the car and drive down to a little village near Arles in Provence where my parents in law had a cottage with views over le Moulin de Daudet to use the cottage next door which conveniently belonged to an old school friend of ma belle mere as a base and take off for a few days at a time.  He had lived in Ariege so we invariably headed into the Pyrenees, staying in Carcassonne en route and ended up searching for somewhere that we could stay.  This particular occasion, my firstborn daughter was not quite 2 years old and everything but everything was shut.  The locals, then as now, take January as holiday from running shops and restaurants and hotels.  Eventually we happened on a hotel with lights on and I was despatched to ask if they had rooms.  The husband worked on the theory that hoteliers in general were more likely to take pity on me (a woman) than he … this was the late 1980s and he should have been born in the 1780s but that is another story.  The very kind Madame said indeed we could stay but we needed to be warned that tonight was the night of the Pompiers Ball and it coincided with the end of the hunting season … I quipped that I supposed the new season started in a couple of days and she nodded the affirmative perfectly gravely.  In those days it is true, the French shot anything that moved and gave themselves little down time from their blood-lust presumably just because they could.  We ate in the hotel restaurant that evening and the bar was full to bursting with flack-jacketed men and their wives in Sunday best attire downing shots of the local eau-de-vie before devouring plates of civet de sanglier (wild boar stew) and staggering cheek to cheek under a glitter ball to the strains of the local accordian band.  Simultaneously the pompiers, suited and booted with their WAGs in their evening finery were also swigging with gay abandon, stuffing a different menu and about to trip the light fantastic around the floor when the two functions came together around 10 p.m.  Many moustaches lubricated liberally made for merry hell as the night wore on.  We ate a decent supper and contemplated a difficult night with a toddler unable to sleep due to the fascinating racket downstairs and took a collective and sensible decision to do in France as the French do.  We would put a little vin rouge well watered in her beaker, and relax the beast.  She slept like a top.  We didn’t  – the noise was deafening, the roaring of firemen and hunters, their squealing epoux joyous, was a sound that will haunt me forever.  In the morning, we ate a decent Sunday breakfast and hit the road.  The tot in the back-seat grew horns that would grace an angry bull and became the tyrant in the car-seat … this baby had the mother of all hangovers and we learnt the hard way that a good night’s sleep with an infant has a payback which is painful.  She bellowed at us to ‘dup’ (shut up) every time we opened our mouths and commanded us to ‘doff’ (switch it off) when we tried to lull her with music on the radio.  That baby is now 28 years old but it is fair to say that I bear the scars of that morning after to this day.

These days there are rules and hunting is well regulated.     Numbers of hunters are in decline overall though interestingly the numbers of lady hunters (that is ladies that hunt rather than men hunting ladies – for those I have not got stats at this time) are increasing.  No-one may hunt without a Permit de Chasseur and to get your permit you must pass both a written and a practical exam.  If you fail either you have to start the process all over again.and the species hunted and the numbers permitted are set by individual departements according to ecological need and once set the individual communes will decide amongst themselves the ratios and divvy up the numbers between them.  The departements also have the say-so over the specific dates of their season so although it will generally run from the start of September to the finish of February there will be slight variations.  To the ill-informed the fact that there are 24 species of mammal and 64 species of bird permitted to be hunted seems excessive.  But in context there are actually 119 species of animal and 529 species of birds in France.   Incidentally roe deer are semi-protected and you must have a specific licence to hunt them.

You may remember that I walk a lot.  Hunting encroaches on my walking, it is true but I try hard to co-exist with the hunters and I will generally, in Winter, not walk in woods on a Saturday and on a Sunday will time my walk to coincide with lunch (12-2:30 approximately) to avoid being mistaken for a fine trophy (though one would hope that being a 6’ biped might be a clue).  The Bean wears hi-viz.  Last year I, wet behind the ears as I was,  bought what I could which gives the effect of a shetland pony wearing a  Budweiser Clydesdale’s mac and it was fairly difficult for her to move freely without tripping over the edges.

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This year, she has a new number.  German made it is the Porsche of active canine attire.  In fact police forces across the world equip their dogs in this very harness.  Hers is bright orange and has its generic branded strips but should I chose to I can attach panniers so that she can carry emergency equipment … she would consider this to be cheese, biscuits and meat, I imagine.  DSCF0629

I wear hi-viz arm bands and a determined chin.

Although I am interrupted, it is the walking that has given me the greatest insight into hunting in this area.  I can’t speak for the whole of France just for my coin perdu but these are my observations told through the power of stories, which is my way.

For now, I live on my own mostly (with The Bean, of course) in an apartment in a reasonably sized village in the Sumène Artense at the north-western corner of Cantal.  My neighbours are a young couple, he indigenous to the commune, she from Lozère just south of here.  He is a farmers son and works hard on his fathers farm.  At weekends he hunts and he has a beautiful dog who lives indoors on the farm to help him.  The relationship between the two is quite lovely to watch though the dog is carted about in a cage on the back of his jeepster.

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Once he had gotten over the unexpected oddness of living next door to a Spanish Cow speaking Englishwoman he took to telling me when and where to take care at weekends.  He is happy that we walk and doesn’t want a wounded neighbour gasping her last on his conscience when he could have helped.  Most weekends are absolutely harmless given the precautions that I take but when la grande chasse is en cours with the boys from Toulouse and Bordeaux and Paris loosing off liberally and with little skill in his words ‘they will shoot at anything moving’ then it is better for me to stay away.  The idea of The Bean’s head adorning a trophy on the salon wall of a buffoon in Paris is rather too much to bear.  And there are a number of people shot each year in France.  Better not go down in the woods those days for fear of the wrong surprise.

Last year, we were out walking – the Brains, the Bean and I and we bumped into our neighbour out for a walk in the wilderness with his dog.  The dog shamed The Bean with its impeccable manners and he warned us to stay cautious as there were hunters around.  Moments later we came across a man and his dog.  A red setter and the only example of that breed that I have ever encountered (my mother had one called Jane and we were brought up on stories of her famously frantic antics) who was trained and calm and sensible.  The man stopped and chatted.  Gentle he was.  And he showed us the woodcock he had been stalking for three hours before finally bringing it down.  It is a testimony to his quiet charm that I was able to look at the little dead creature … I have a long established phobia of dead birds on account of our bonkers Swedish au pair when I was aged four … another time.  The dog, softest of mouths had run through a good 100 metres into the dense woods to pick it up and bring it back.  It wore a ring on its ankle.  He must account for every single bird he kills or risk being outlawed and unlicenced.

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This year, The Bean and I went walking at a high volcanic pond hear to Riom-es-Montagnes.  We started our walk at lunchtime and had partially circumnavigated the pond (l’Etang de Majonec) which you would be forgiven for calling a lake … it is quite large, when we heard shots.

We saw vehicles bearing the placards that the hunt was taking place and we altered our path.

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To get back to the car, however, we had to go the way we had come and by this time it was peppered with orange vested old men bearing shot-guns.  Now, I could have been indignant and feisty but I chose the softer path.  This is after all France and I am not French.  The elderly gentlemen I spoke with, quite peturbed by my presence,  explained that the hunters were everywhere.  I said that I support them but that I did rather need to get back to my car.  Carefully he showed me the alternative.  I did not need to argue.  I do not need to fight.  I prefer not to hunt but the fact is that this is a hunting place, that the people have lived their lives through here, that they now abide by rules set down for them to follow and that above all, I am the stranger, the visitor.

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Of course it should be noted that there is good and bad in every situation.  I am not keen on coming across caged dogs when out and about with The Very Free Bean.  Dogs who live for the hunt.  Who are fed scraps of meat by their owners and kept hungry for the kill.  These dogs are as unfortunate as my Achilles (named so that I could shout ‘Achilles, heel!’ with gay abandon) who was found wandering in my little Oxfordshire town a victim of the pikies who wanted him to course hares.  His taste for blood was akin to mine so he was frankly useless and was left to starve.  He lived happily with us, never losing his ability to stalk an unsecured bin until his death 4 years ago.  Hunters can be good and hunters can be  bad in any culture.  But I prefer to let them prove they might be the good guys before I condemn them.  And in the spirit of the against – a little story …. walking last autumn I struggled through un hameau where the signs proclaimed the hunt.  The Bean and I found it hard to find the way marks but eventually after much toing and froing we got there.  And lo (as they say in the Bible) we came upon a chap shoveling muck.  I asked if I was going the right way.  He nodded.  I asked him if the dog (rather beautiful, incidentally) was for hunting.  He jutted his jaw and shook his head violently as he proclaimed ‘non!  je deteste le chasse …‘  I simply smiled and nodded and patted the dog – sometimes actions speak louder than words.

Driving home, I spoke to the animals.  I told them they have some freedom now and that they should make the most of it.  I also told the fish to take cover because as the hunting season finished, so the fishing season started …..

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PS:  I was brought up to talk to and as the animals … my daughters will confirm that all dogs have a voice and that we can all ‘do the dog voice’ as taught by Granny … possibly certifiable, certainly eccentric but what we do have is respect for our four leggeds.

Wordless Wednesday – Dogs never bite me, only humans

 

 

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Don’t be sad – he loves his job which is hunting

PS:  The title is a quote from Marilyn Monroe